Hello, Victims.

Everyone is a victim.
No one is safe.
He will come.
No one will hear your cries for help.
There. Is. No. Way. Out.

Who am I talking about? Oh, just about the scariest person ever. Do you know his name?
Robert. Robert. Robert. Robert. Robert.

Let me explain a bit.

It all started with some horror movies I made with my friends. The murderer's name was Robert. So we came to fear the name. It showed up everywhere. Homework, movies, T.V., books, the internet, etc. You get the picture. Lately, it's been showing up in scarier ways. First, I must tell you that there is another name that has been haunting us. Paul. It was my friend's boyfriend's name. We noticed that we saw it everywhere so that became our other feared name.

So, a couple of days ago, my friend texted me saying that she was watching a murder show and the suspects name was Paul. Of course, we were disturbed. Then, later, she texted me saying that not only was Paul a suspect, but the actual murderer was Robert. We panicked. A lot. I texted my other friend [notice how I'm keeping all names private, just in case he's reading] and asked if she was okay. She didn't respond until i sent a few more texts. I was scared, but luckily she texted back and we were all safe.

Today it was especially foggy outside. We noticed that a person could stand in the middle of the field completely naked and no one would notice. We then came to the conclusion that Robert would take on the form of Michael Jackson, climb to the highest branch in the tree, and run beside us in P.E.....naked. Luckily, as we were running, he didn't join us and we were able to have a peaceful P.E. period, despite the cold.


Later today, about a half hour ago, I was iming my friend. She started googling the name Robert with our last names. There were results. Mine happened to be a foot doctor. Now, I am going to make an exception to the no name rule, because I have something very disturbing to tell you. She found one with the name Robert Zoelick. My name is Zoe. And now he is going to lick me. ZoeLICK. See?

I'm not sure if we're the only ones, but you should assume that you are not safe. You will never be safe. So I created this blog to track him and warn you. Before it's too late.

Goodbye. And...try not to die.
He's watching.