Hello Again, Victims

THIS IS ROBERT. I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS BLOG. PREPARE TO DIE.

Are You My Father?

Everyone is related to Robert. Here are a list of well-known Roberts. See if you can find your last name. I really hope you don't.

Robert Bell (speaker), Speaker of the British House of Commons 1572-76, Lord Chief Baron of the Exchequer
Robert Bertrand, Canadian politician
Robert Bork, American judge
Robert Fico, Prime Minister of Slovakia
Robert Gates U.S. Secretary of Defense
Robert Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia
Robert Heinrich Wagner, Nazi Gauleiter and Reich Governor of Alsace
Robert Hill, former Australian Defence Minister
Robert Francis Kennedy, U.S. Attorney General (1961-1964) and younger brother of President John F. Kennedy
Robert M. La Follette, Sr., politician
Robert M. La Follette, Jr., politician
Robert E. Lee, General of Confederate army during United States Civil War
Robert McClelland, Australian politician
Robert McNamara, U.S. Secretary of Defense (1961 to 1968) during President Lyndon B. Johnson's administration
Robert Menzies, former Prime Minister of Australia
Robert Milligan, British soldier and politician
Robert Mugabe, former president of Zimbabwe
Robert Muldoon, former Prime Minister of New Zealand
Robert Schuman, late German-French foreign minister, regarded as one of the founders of the European Union
Robert Zubrin, Martian advocate
Robert Zoellick, U.S. Deputy Secretary of State
Robert Jovicic, stateless person.
Robert F. Wagner, Democratic U.S. Senator, New York
Robert F. Wagner, Jr., New York City Mayor
Robert Walpole
Robert Adam, Scottish architect
Robert Altman Movie Director
Robert April, fictional character in the Star Trek universe
Robert Garcia, second main character of Art of Fighting's videogame series
Robert Barclay, eminent writer of the 17th century
Robert Beltran, best known for his role as Commander Chakotay on Star Trek: Voyager
Roberto Benigni, Academy-Award winning Italian movie director and actor
Robert Bingham, American writer
Robert Blake, any of several people
Rob Bourdon, American drummer for Linkin Park. (Born Robert Gregory Bourdon)
LeVar Robert Martyn Burton Jr., actor and director who first came to prominence playing Kunta Kinte in the 1977 award winning television miniseries Roots
Roberto Carlos, Brazilian singer (born Roberto Carlos Braga)
Robert Carlyle, British actor
Robert Colescott, United States painter
Robert Conrad, American actor
Robert Cormier, American writer
Robbie Coltrane, British Actor
Robert Conway, professional wrestler
Robert Culp, American actor,
Robert Cummings, American film director and musician under the name Rob Zombie
Robert D. Forward, writer
Robert De Niro, two-time Oscar-winning Italian-American actor
Robert Del Naja, British trip-hop musician best known for his work with Massive Attack
Robert Diggs, American rapper and hip hop producer, professionally known as RZA
Robert Donat, Academy Award Actor
Robert Downey Jr., American actor
Robert Duvall , American actor
Bob Dylan, American musician (born Robert Allen Zimmerman)
Bob Bryar, American drummer for My Chemical Romance. (born Robert Nathaniel Corey Bryar)
Robert Englund, American actor best known for his portrayal of horror character Freddy Krueger
Robert Evans, Film Producer
Robert Forster, American actor
Robert Frost, American poet
Robert Prince, American poet and manga artist
Robert Goulet, singer
Robert Guillaume, actor
Robert Halford, Lead singer for Judas Priest
Robert Hass, American poet
Robert A. Heinlein, late German-American science fiction author
Robert Herrick, a British poet
Robert Herrick, an American fiction writer
Robert Hooks, American actor N.Y.P.D.
Robert Iler, American actor The Sopranos
Robert Irvine, British celebrity chef and former host of Dinner: Impossible
Robert Johnson, an influential American blues singer and songwriter
Robert Kelly, American singer known as R Kelly
Robert Klein, American comic
Robby Krieger, The Doors guitarist
Robert Lansing, actor
Robert L. Forward, writer
Robert Sean Leonard, actor
Robert Lindsay, British actor
Robert Loraine(1876-1935) actor-aviator
Robert Lowe, American actor
Robert Ludlum, American fiction author
Robert Nesta Marley, musician better known as Bob Marley
Robert Merrill, opera singer
Robert Merwald, opera singer
Robert McCormick, Australian drummer
Robert Duncan McNeill, American actor, producer, movie director, and television director who is best known for his role as Lieutenant Tom Paris on the television show, Star Trek: Voyager
Robert Miles
Robert Mitchum American actor
Roberto Miura, fictional character from the Rival Schools video game universe
Robert Moog, electronic music synthesizer and pioneer
Robert Morse, American actor
Robert Morley, British Actor
Robert Novak, columnist and writer
Robert Palmer, English rock singer best known for the song Addicted to Love
Robert Pastorelli actor
Robert Pattinson actor
Robert Picardo, American actor
Robert Plant, singer and songwriter; lead vocalist for the band Led Zeppelin
Robert Preston, American actor
Robert Reed, actor The Brady Bunch
Robert Redford, American actor
Robert Ripley, Ripley's Believe it or Not
Robert Rodriguez,film maker
Roberto Rossellini, Italian Director
Robert Ryan, actor
Robert Schimmel, comic
Robert Schumann, German composer
Robert Shaw, actor, Jaws, The Sting
Robert Sheckley, American author
Robert B. Sherman, American songwriter
Robert Smith (musician), vocalist and songwriter for the rock group The Cure
Robert Louis Stevenson, novelist, poet
Robert Taylor, American actor
Robert Thomas, singer known as Rob Thomas
Robert Townsend, actor and film maker
Robert Trujillo, Bassist for Metallica
Robert Urich, American actor
Robert Vaughn, American actor
Robert Wagner, American actor
Robert Warwick, character actor in silent and talkies
Robert Webb, British actor and comedian
Robert Westerholt, co-founder of and guitarist for Dutch Symphonic Metal band Within Temptation.
Robert Williams, English pop star, more commonly known as Robbie Williams
Robert Wise, director and producer
Robert Hewitt Wolfe, American television producer and scriptwriter
Robert Young, American actor Father Knows Best, Marcus Welby, M.D.
Robert Zemeckis
Robert Allenby, Australian golfer
Roberto Alomar, baseball player
Roberto Andino, Puerto Rican boxer
Roberto Carlos da Silva, Brazilian football (soccer) player
Roberto Baggio, Italian football (soccer) player
Robert Bartko, German road and track cyclist
Roberto Beshe, Palestinian football (soccer) player
Robert Brazile, 1970s all decade team NFL linebacker
Roberto Calcaterra, Italian water polo player
Roberto Clemente, Puerto Rican baseball player for whom the team owner named his champion racehorse Roberto (horse)
Robert Conway, professional wrestler
Rob Dibble, baseball player and sports analyst
Roberto Donadoni, Former Italian football (soccer) player and head coach of the Italian national team
Roberto Duran, boxer
Rob Dyrdek, American skateboarder, reality TV star
Roberto Ferrari, Italian high jumper
Robert Fick, baseball player
Robbie Fowler, English football (soccer) player,
Robert Gesink, Dutch cyclist
Robert Grondelaers (1933-1989), Belgian cyclist
Roberto Hernandez, baseball player,
Robert Horry, American professional basketball player
Robert Horstink, Dutch volleyball player
Robert Iarusci, Canadian/Italian professional soccer player
Robert Ihly, German race walker
Robert Booker Tio Huffman, American professional wrestler
Robert Hull, Canadian-born hockey player
Robert Jones (American football), former pro bowl football player for the Dallas Cowboys
Robert Karlsson, Swedish golfer
Roberto Kelly, baseball player
Robert Knievel motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel
Robbie Knievel, motorcycle daredevil son of Evel Knievel
Robert Kubica, Polish Formula One driver
Roberto Lopes, Brazilian beach volleyball player
Roberto Luongo, Canadian ice hockey player
Roberto Machusso, Brazilian judoka
Roberto Mancini, Italian manager of F.C Internazionale Milano
Robert Oliver, New Zealand road and track cyclist
Robert Orr, Canadian-born hockey player
Robert Pires, French footballer
Robert Parish, American professional basketball player
Robert Porcher, Former Detroit Lions defensive stand out
Robert Prosinecki, Former Croatian football (soccer) player
Robert Reid (basketball) (1955- ), American basketball player
Robbie Savage, Welsh footballer
Robert Remus, former pro wrestler Sgt. Slaughter
Robert Smith (football player), former standout running back for the Minnesota Vikings
Robert Szatkowski, professional wrestler under the name Rob Van Dam
Robby Thompson, baseball player, 2nd baseman San Francisco Giants
Robert de Wit, Dutch decathlete and bobsledder
Robert Witschge, Dutch footballer
Robert van der Zant
Robert Atkins (nutritionist), Creator of the famous Atkins Diet.
Robert Baden-Powell, 1st Baron Baden-Powell, soldier, writer and founder of the world Scouting movement
Robert Browning, British poet
Robert Boyle, Famous Irish-born Scientist responsible for Boyle's Law
Roberto Cavalli, Fashion Designer
Robert William Fisher, alleged murderer listed on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
Robert Ford (outlaw), the man who shot Jesse James
Robert Fulton, Inventor of the Steamship
Robert Hooke, Famous British Scientist, best known for Hooke's Law
Robert L. Johnson , Founder of BET network, owner of the NBA's Charlotte Bobcats. first African American billionaire
Robert Morris (financier) (1734–1806), financier of the American Revolution and signatory of three important founding documents of the United States. Robert Morris University college is named after him.
Robert Moses, city planner and architect
Robert Nozick, Polish-American Philosopher
Robert Oppenheimer, German-American nuclear physicist, regarded as the Father of the Atomic Bomb
Robert Pickton, Canadian accused of multiple murders
Robert Scoble, technology blogger.
Robert Shapiro, lawyer
Robert Spencer, American writer on Islam
Robert Spencer (disambiguation)
Robert Swirsky, pianist and computer scientist
Robert La Salle, French explorer
Alain Robert, French rock and urban climber
Hubert Robert, French painter
Laurent Robert, French footballer
Paul Robert, French lexicographer
^^^SEE? PAUL ROBERTS!!

Okay, so later I will post a detailed description of Robert and Paul.

Be Safe.

Since you probably stay home alone a lot or just sometimes, you are at a higher risk of seeing Robert. I know that I'm in danger everytime I'm alone. You could be walking the empty halls of your school looking for the bathroom after the bell rang, at home alone, sitting alone in a bathroom stall at lunch becasue no one wants to be your friend, or waiting for the bus at night. You're always in danger when you're alone, so follow these simple steps to stay safe:
1. Lock all doors and windows.
2. Cover all windows.
3. Turn off lights.
4. Empty all knife drawers and collect all weapons in your house.
5. Take a blanket and knives into your room and lock the door.
6. Stack several large items in front of door.
7. Take blanket and knifes into a closet or in a small, enclosed space away from any windows or doors.
8. Hide under blanket and arm yourself with the most dangerous weapons.
9. Wait for someone to come home.
10. Oh, yea, and it might help if you had some food and water in there if no one's going to be home for awile.

So follow these simple steps and you'll be safe forever. Until he eventually overpowers you and kills you and everyone you love. Don't feel bad. He'll eventually kill everyone, so why not get it over with? Also, don't go into the fog.

Hello, Victims.

Everyone is a victim.
No one is safe.
He will come.
No one will hear your cries for help.
There. Is. No. Way. Out.

Who am I talking about? Oh, just about the scariest person ever. Do you know his name?
Robert. Robert. Robert. Robert. Robert.

Let me explain a bit.

It all started with some horror movies I made with my friends. The murderer's name was Robert. So we came to fear the name. It showed up everywhere. Homework, movies, T.V., books, the internet, etc. You get the picture. Lately, it's been showing up in scarier ways. First, I must tell you that there is another name that has been haunting us. Paul. It was my friend's boyfriend's name. We noticed that we saw it everywhere so that became our other feared name.

So, a couple of days ago, my friend texted me saying that she was watching a murder show and the suspects name was Paul. Of course, we were disturbed. Then, later, she texted me saying that not only was Paul a suspect, but the actual murderer was Robert. We panicked. A lot. I texted my other friend [notice how I'm keeping all names private, just in case he's reading] and asked if she was okay. She didn't respond until i sent a few more texts. I was scared, but luckily she texted back and we were all safe.

Today it was especially foggy outside. We noticed that a person could stand in the middle of the field completely naked and no one would notice. We then came to the conclusion that Robert would take on the form of Michael Jackson, climb to the highest branch in the tree, and run beside us in P.E.....naked. Luckily, as we were running, he didn't join us and we were able to have a peaceful P.E. period, despite the cold.


Later today, about a half hour ago, I was iming my friend. She started googling the name Robert with our last names. There were results. Mine happened to be a foot doctor. Now, I am going to make an exception to the no name rule, because I have something very disturbing to tell you. She found one with the name Robert Zoelick. My name is Zoe. And now he is going to lick me. ZoeLICK. See?

I'm not sure if we're the only ones, but you should assume that you are not safe. You will never be safe. So I created this blog to track him and warn you. Before it's too late.

Goodbye. And...try not to die.
He's watching.